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From Family Fisherman to Water Virtue True Immortal
by Go to work to resign
Li Quangqing traversed to the cultivation world and became a family fisherman, starting with twenty acres of fish ponds.Unexpectedly, every time spiritual fish were harvested, a reward orb could be obtained.[Harvested one adult big green fish, received a lower-grade water arrow talisman!][Harvested one adult iron bone crab, received the "Gengjin Sword Technique"!][Harvested one adult longevity turtle, received the "Gui Sui Shou" pill, prolonging life by twenty years!]... Since then, Li Quangqing…
Beast Taming Makes Me Stronger
by Lamb Costs 3.8 Yuan
Xu Feng transmigrated into the cultivation world with only one useless cheat.When he was born, the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had just hatched, and according to the family tradition, it was bestowed upon him as his companion spiritual beast.Thinking that the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had an extraordinary bloodline, he believed it would become a great companion in the future.However, to his surprise, it took twenty years for it to reach the Qi-Refining stage.So Xu Feng gave up all his expect…
Don't Mess with that Turtle
by Meibu cc
There was a turtle here,He was a bandit! A robber! A shameless scoundrel!Don't mess with him!
God of Fishing
by Pig That Can Howl Like A Wolf
In a world where humanity lives in suspended space, children undergo a fishing test when they come of age. Those with immaculate talents have the possibility of becoming great fishing masters.In the endless sea, every life is imbued with a sacred mission. There are fish that can fly, turtles that have absorbed the worldly essence, and whales that can devour the heaven and earth… There are also countless fishers. Fishing is an art.There is an ancient saying: If you can't fish, you might as well b…
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
by Forget to wear a vest
Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous.Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan…Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth…Breathing: Turtle breathi…
Cultivation! My Augmented Statuses Have Unlimited Duration
by Turtle Shell and Hemp Rope
Jiang Li takes a meal and gains the status [Satiety].[Satiety: Restores 1 Stamina per minute. Duration: ∞]He no longer has to eat.He sticks a talisman on himself and gains the status [Armored Horse Divine Travel].[Armored Horse Divine Travel: Increase movement speed by 1000%. Duration: ∞]Taking pills, gaining spiritual qi, refining the body, nurturing the soul, and increasing life expectancy... He only needs one pill for the status to take effect for the rest of his life.Those crippling secret t…
Simplified Beast Evolution Path
by Pokemon Zhu Zi
In a parallel world where everyone was a Beastmaster, people would tame, train, and evolve their beasts. The Federal Government would give everyone their own beast egg at their coming-of-age ceremony. However, to evolve and grow the beast, they would need potions, gems, and other rare ingredients. Fortunately for Su Bai, he had awakened the Divine-grade Simplification System. With the system, growing a beast was as easy as it could get. “Lightning Rat detected. The evolution path has been simpli…
Divine Beast Lord: 10000 Amplifier From The Start
by summertime
After being transmigrated to the world of the game Global Lord, Wang Xiao received a beast as his beginner unit.His start was a little lackluster, but, fortunately, he had also received the 10000x Amplifier system.The beginner bloodline was amplified by 10000 times.His F-grade beast, Black-furred Dog, immediately became the S-grade beast, Cerberus.The time was sped up by 10000 times.The 30 years that it would take the A-grade beast, Immortal Pheonix, to mature had been shortened to one day.The r…
Mommy Pretends To Be Ugly, But CEO Daddy Isn't Tricked
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng was horribly persecuted by her twin sisters and thrown into the unfathomable depths of the ocean, hanging by a thread between life and death.Five years later, she made a strong comeback with her adorable child.During the day, she was a humble and unattractive cleaner in the company.At night, she was a seductive dancer who turned the world upside down, for whom the wealthy young men of Beijing would throw away their fortunes.However, Rong Shengsheng accidentally got on the wrong s…
Ibu Berpura-Pura Jelek, Tapi Ayah CEO Tidak Tertipu
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng secara mengerikan dianiaya oleh saudara kembarnya dan dilemparkan ke kedalaman samudra yang tak terukur, bergantung antara hidup dan mati.Lima tahun kemudian, ia kembali dengan kuat bersama anaknya yang menggemaskan.Siang hari, ia adalah pembersih yang rendah hati dan tidak menarik di perusahaan.Malam hari, ia adalah penari yang menggoda dan membalikkan dunia, yang demi dirinya para pemuda kaya raya di Beijing rela menghabiskan kekayaannya.Namun, secara tidak sengaja Rong Shengsh…
Mami Pretende Ser Fea, Pero el CEO Papá No Se Deja Engañar
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng fue horriblemente perseguida por sus hermanas gemelas y arrojada a las profundidades insondables del océano, colgando por un hilo entre la vida y la muerte.Cinco años más tarde, hizo un fuerte regreso con su adorable hijo.Durante el día, era una humilde y poco atractiva limpiadora en la empresa.Por la noche, era una bailarina seductora que ponía el mundo patas arriba, por quien los jóvenes adinerados de Pekín tirarían sus fortunas.Sin embargo, Rong Shengsheng accidentalmente se p…
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife
by I Love Mermaid
Qingfeng was known as the Wolf King, a legendary mercenary that had mastered peerless martial arts and the sophisticated art of medicine. He originally wanted to just live a peaceful life, but his arranged wife, who is a CEO, thinks he is a loser and wants a divorce. The cold war between husband and wife began.Translated by: Noodletown - Turbo Turtle Division(We fast as fuc boooiiii) Current Release Speed Tier - Basic Turtle (2 chapters/day + mass release on Saturday), Release Speed Tier is upgr…
The beginning after the end [turtle me] FULL
by Theexxiled
THIS IS A NOVEL WRITTEN BY: TurtleMe***King Grey has unrivaled strength, wealth, and prestige in a world governed through martial ability. However, solitude lingers closely behind those with great power. Beneath the glamorous exterior of a powerful king lurks the shell of a man, devoid of purpose and will. Reincarnated into a new world filled with magic and monsters, the king has a second chance to relive his life. Correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge, however. Und…
Spy Stuff
by Matthew J. Metzger
Anton never thought anyone would ever want to date him. Everyone knows nobody wants a transgender boyfriend, right? So he's as shocked as anyone when seemingly-straight Jude Kalinowski asks him out, and doesn't appear to be joking.<br><br>The only problem is ... well, Jude doesn't actually know.<br><br>Anton can see how this will play out: Jude is a nice guy, and nice guys finish last. And Anton is transgender, and transgender people don't get happy endings. If he tells Jude, it might destroy ev…
Mamãe Finge Ser Feia, Mas o Papai CEO Não Se Engana
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng foi horrivelmente perseguida por suas irmãs gêmeas e jogada nas profundezas insondáveis do oceano, pendurada por um fio entre a vida e a morte.Cinco anos depois, ela fez um retorno triunfante com seu adorável filho.De dia, ela era uma humilde e sem atrativos faxineira na empresa.À noite, ela era uma sedutora dançarina que virava o mundo de cabeça para baixo, pela qual os jovens ricos de Pequim jogariam fora suas fortunas.Entretanto, Rong Shengsheng acidentalmente desagradou o fri…
Maman fait semblant d'être laide, mais Papa PDG n'est pas dupé
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng était horriblement persécutée par ses sœurs jumelles et jetée dans les profondeurs insondables de l'océan, suspendue à un fil entre la vie et la mort.Cinq ans plus tard, elle faisait un retour triomphal avec son adorable enfant.Le jour, elle était une modeste et peu attirante femme de ménage dans la société.La nuit, elle était une danseuse séduisante qui bouleversait le monde, pour laquelle les jeunes hommes riches de Pékin gaspillaient leur fortune.Cependant, Rong Shengsheng s'é…
TURTLE ?
by Hello_CM
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Turtle Island
by ShyNoir0914
Iona, who lived his life like a turtle always hiding in his shell, died of a heart attack and was inexplicably reincarnated as a turtle in an unknown world.Knowing nothing of his current world, Iona tried to live his life normally as an ordinary turtle.Living in this seemingly ordinary island, although he was bullied by animals larger than him, Iona never suspected anything. Iona grew and grew until no one in the island could mess with him anymore. He thought he could finally live his retirement…
This is Turtle, reporting:
by Stunlancer
The name of Faculty City hails from over-exponential growth of Satisfaction, Happiness and Joy. Its inhabitants, a chaotic heap of animals, live in a loosely governed society. This story is about a turtle, who competes with his rivals in the never-ending manoeuvring for supremacy. Similarities between characters in this novel and actual people are purely coincidental. No set release schedule.About this novel:Don't think too much, strange things can and will happen.If things don't add up, then th…